The Twelve Days of Christmas
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The Twelve Days of Christmas Originally published December 23, 2009. – – – Day 1 On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree. Such a thoughtful gift, she knows how much I love fruit. She also knows my building’s pretty strict about pets, so the bird threw me a little. But he is a cute little guy. Day 2 On the second day of Christmas, my…