Physics for Toddlers
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Physics for Toddlers The Amelia Uncertainty Principle. As confidence in your toddler’s current shoe size increases, consistency in sizing across shoe manufacturers decreases. Alder’s Observation. A toddler in motion remains in motion. A toddler at rest will pee on itself. The Third Law of Theo Dynamics. If an object exceeds the temperature of 100 degrees Fahrenheit,…