We Are the Spiders of This House
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We Are the Spiders of This House WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE SHOUTING OUR MANIFESTO AS BEST WE CAN WITHOUT VOCAL CORDS BUT ONLY YOUR CATS CAN HEAR US THEY ARE LAZY, OVERFED WE LAUGH IN THEIR WHISKERED FACES AS WE BUMP UGLIES BENEATH THE LOVESEAT THROW DOWN ON THE COFFEE TABLE – – – WE ARE THE SPIDERS OF THIS HOUSE WHEN YOU’RE ALONE IT’S SHOWTIME WE POP UP IN CORNERS PEEPIN…