Frank Zappa – I’m The Slime submitted by /u/DarthNixilis

How to Get Slime Out of Clothes and Upholstery In my house, we don’t do slime. Its slick, viscous texture has horrified me from the start. It collects germ, dirt, and hair, and it clings mercilessly to just about every substance it comes in contact with. Sometimes, though, one of my kids comes home from school or a birthday party with slime, so resisting my… Read more…