Please Stop Ripping My Bodices Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips upon my ivory throat and plundered my crevices with thy capable, veiny fingers. But there is a matter we must discuss. Lathaniel. You have to stop ripping my bodices. Yes, thou didst detect a switch t…

Is my friend ripping me off? I (38) started working with my insurance broker/financial advisor 10 years ago when he initially sold me my whole life policy 🚩. About 6 years ago I rolled over an old 401k into an IRA. Total value at the time of the rollover was about $16k. Since then, I have not made any contributions. (For full context, the advisor was my next door neighbor g…