Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse
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Predictive Texts for the Conflict-Averse Just _____ Just checking in _______ Just checking in, sorry – – – Hey neighbor ______ Hey neighbor, could you drop the volume a smidge ______ Hey neighbor, could you drop the volume a smidge on your vintage pornography? – – – Babe, can I get an update ______ Babe, can I get an update when you’re back from Six Flags _____ Babe, can I get an updat…