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A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker

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A Producer Attempts to Pitch The Nutcracker (A production office. PRODUCER 1 sits at a desk. Enter PRODUCER 2.) PRODUCER 1: Take a seat. You said you have something Christmassy for me? PRODUCER 2: Strap in, buddy. This one’s gonna be a doozy. PRODUCER 1: Ha! Can’t wait. PRODUCER 2: Okay, so: Curtain up. It’s Christmas Eve. A young girl named Clara is opening gifts. One happens to be from …

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