The Weed Belongs To The Spider Monkey In The Onesie, Officer, I Swear. It’s His Rolls-Royce, Too Generally speaking, you shouldn’t break the law, but if you insist, it’s a good idea to remember the Jalopnik Law: commit only one crime at a time. One California man chose to ignore that advice Monday night and was reportedly speeding in his Rolls-Royce Ghost when officers pulled him over. They then proceeded to… Read more…

I made monkey bread submitted by /u/flamethrower78

Monkey Bread with rum caramel submitted by /u/BakenBrisk

Playing Super Monkey Ball with a monkey in a ball just makes sense A 3D-printed version of Super Monkey Ball’s AiAi completes this custom creation. | Photo: Tom Tilley / XGamers could get an edge in Sega’s Super Monkey Ball with the help of a unique DIY controller: a literal monkey in a ball that can be physically rolled around instead of mashing a joystick on a gamepad. Super Monkey Ball requires players to ti…

I Wished on a Monkey’s Paw and Now We’re Stuck with Biden vs. Trump Forever October 2084 It’s time to confess. It’s my fault that every presidential election for the past sixty-four years has been Biden vs. Trump. It started back in 2020. I was wandering masked and alone through an abandoned Costco parking lot, hoping to find a discarded packet of yeast, and consumed with worry about the possibility of Trump winning a s…

Monkey Business submitted by /u/666wife

Pizza Monkey Bread 🍕 submitted by /u/webertjordin