A Rejection Letter for Heart of Darkness, Written by Dani Hatcher—the Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter of Laura Hatcher, Senior Editor at Random House—Who Has Been Freaky Friday-ed into Laura’s Body Dear Joseph (we’re both adults, so I can call you by your first name), I regret to inform you that we cannot accept your book Heart of Darkness for publication. I loved how short it was, but I hated how dumb it was. Your story makes no sense. Marlow—is that a first name? Last name? Beyoncé situation?—spends the whole time being like, “Oh no, it …

A Rejection Letter for Heart of Darkness, Written by Dani Hatcher—the Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter of Laura Hatcher, Senior Editor at Random House—Who Has Been Freaky Friday-ed into Laura’s Body Dear Joseph (we’re both adults, so I can call you by your first name), I regret to inform you that we cannot accept your book Heart of Darkness for publication. I loved how short it was, but I hated how dumb it was. Your story makes no sense. Marlow—is that a first name? Last name? Beyoncé situation?—spends the whole time being like, “Oh no, it …

Laura Branigan – Gloria submitted by /u/JoelBoyens

Source: Arizona QB de Laura unlikely to play Arizona star quarterback Jayden de Laura will be a game-time decision against No. 9 USC Saturday night but he remains “unlikely” to play, according to an ESPN source.