Weekend Update Joke Swap 12.21.24 submitted by /u/Stryker412

Weekend Update: Christmas Joke Swap 2024 – SNL submitted by /u/TussalDimon

The Sexist Joke That Changed My Life submitted by /u/nlitherl

Watch These Yahoos Road Trip An Old Volkswagen To Texas For A Joke Sometimes the fun of cars is found in doing dumb things with your friends. It’s not against the law to decorate your MkIV Volkswagen R32 like Burt Reynolds’ 1978 Trans Am from the film “Smokey And The Bandit,” then road tripping it to Texarkana, Texas. Nobody can stop you if that’s something you want to do, which is… Read more…

The Trump Campaign Distrances Itself from Tony Hinchcliffe’s Joke About Puerto Rico Because It Was Not Actually a Joke “The stand-up comedian Tony Hinchcliffe took the stage early in former President Donald J. Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden on Sunday, hurling a wave of insults and vulgar statements at minority groups including Jews, Latinos and African Americans.” — New York Times – – – After President Trump’s sold-out rally in Madison Square Garden this…

Is Sausage Party: Foodtopia some sort of joke? Show started autoplaying after the recent “The Boys” episode and I decided fuck it I’ll watch it. It’s soooo bad, like in every aspect. Horrendous animation, stale unfunny jokes, and flat voice over work. Is this a bit? I don’t understand how or why this got made or why it’s got such horrible production values. submitted by /u/adamduke88…

Killing Joke – Love Like Blood (Official Video) submitted by /u/djsoomo

Killing Joke – Eighties submitted by /u/MileenasFeet

Killing Joke – Love Like Blood submitted by /u/MileenasFeet

Killing Joke I’ve been listening to alot of Killing Joke lately, got through 3 albums last night, my question to the fans of Killing Joke ? Which in your opinion and believe me you’ve been fans alot longer than i have is the best Killing Joke LP..here’s my review of what albums I’ve listened to over the past year Killing Joke (1980) as good a debut as anythi…

Sinner WDs due to Paris Masters scheduling ‘joke’ Jannik Sinner, who had less than 15 hours to prepare for his next match after his second-round win ended at 2:37 a.m., pulled out of the Paris Masters.

‘Girl Math’ Isn’t a Joke for Your Finances Ever paid for a ridiculously expensive drink in cash, hence it was “free”? Or spent an extra 30 bucks just to get “free” shipping? Or avoided looking at your credit card statement, because if you can’t see a spending problem then surely it will go away on its own? Welcome to the mental gymnastics of “girl math.” Read more…

Seth Meyers’ joke last night about five living presidents doing a podcast together submitted by /u/cogneuro

Killing Joke – Eighties 1985 submitted by /u/cc69

What’s a one time joke from a sitcom you wish became a running gag? My main gripe is about Frasier. My two favorite jokes from that show that I think should’ve been expanded was Daphne’s American accent, when she’s calling Johnny’s Steakhouse and she tells Frasier I’m trying my American and he responds, your certainly trying this American. My second is the gag involving Martin and Daphne pretending their spies i…

CBS really has problems if they start delaying programs and why their Sunday night programming is a joke? For context, CBS delayed big brother over 60 minutes and all due to golf, and CBS needs to prioritize it’s popular programs, not delay a show over golf, It sounds to me 60 Minutes is “popular”, I don’t think it’s really popular, they delayed Big Brother before because of 60 minutes In my opinion, the reason why 60 minutes is not really popular …

Killing Joke – “Complications” submitted by /u/garrettgravley

LPT Request: How to shut down someone who is rude to you and then when you call them out on it, they say, “Oh it’s just a joke, chill out” This is for when dealing with other adults. I’d appreciate both a polite response and a response to say when it’s just the two of us. I feel like if I’m too harsh when other people are around, then I look bad, like I am overreacting, which validates their “chill out”. If it matters, I’m a woman and this usually happens when talking to a man. I’…

LPT: Instead of making an obvious joke about someone’s name, ask them how rich they would be if they earned money for every time someone made that joke My mom’s name is Rita, and suffice it to say she’s heard every iteration of “Lovely Rita” courtesy of The Beatles. One time some lady at our church asked her, “If you had a dollar for every time someone sang that song to you, how rich would you be?” It was like a light went off in her head, and she said, “At least four thousand dollars!” The lad…

USWNT’s Rapinoe laments missed PK: ‘Sick joke Megan Rapinoe lamented ending her final World Cup with a missed penalty as the United States women’s national team exited at the round of 16 for the first time in its history.