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So, You Assume I Do Not Know of the Wide-Leg Jean?

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So, You Assume I Do Not Know of the Wide-Leg Jean? You, step forth. What is this… jean… you wear about your waist, child? A “’90s Crop”? Is that really what they call it now? You dare speak of the Wide-Leg jean? You think I do not know their secrets, their deep magicks, their bountiful pockets? You dare, even, to don them in my presence? Ha! The youth mocks me with my own image. It was I whose j…

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