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Introducing Georg Property, the Long-Lost Third Property Brother

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Introducing Georg Property, the Long-Lost Third Property Brother DREW: This house has been run down since the ‘70s. We’re hoping we can help it get its groove back! JONATHAN: That’s right. We’re going to give this fixer-upper a big boost of curb appeal. GEORG: Why do you avert your eyes? Can you tell that I am nude beneath my velvet cloak? – – – JONATHAN: I think we should redo the roof first. DREW: No way, I…

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