Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex 0500: Sound the alarm. 0600: Recitation of the day’s mantra in the traditional spirited honking. 0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standard formation. 0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes. 0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond. 1000: Gather outside the dog park fence for the “Taunting of t…