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The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer

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The Twelve Labors of Hercules, First-Time Homebuyer Hercules, demigod and hero, in a fit of madness brought on by FOMO and too much HGTV, did consult with the Oracle of Delphi about buying a house. The Oracle, in her wisdom, and in partnership with Redfin, advised Hercules, “You know, there’s really never a bad time to get on the property ladder.” And thus, Hercules did put an offer in on a house…

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First-time eyeshadows—tell me I did well

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First-time eyeshadows—tell me I did well No foundation. Gucci primer, tarte concealer, Charlotte Tilbury lightening powder, lancome hypnose mascara, sephora glitter, lancome brown eyeshadow, dior rosegold blush, mac lipliner and matte lipstick, anastasia beverley hills eyebrow gel submitted by /u/Historical_Vast_7005

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