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Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care

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Eeyore’s Tips for Election Day Self-Care People always ask me, “Why are you so sad, Eeyore? Is it because of the election?” Election Day or regular day, it’s all the same to me. Here’s my advice for accepting the inevitable. Take a Deep Breath It’s not much of an activity, but then again, I’m not much of a donkey. Vote Sure would be nice to vote. Some of us can’t. Least of all, a gray,…

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