LPT: if you feel robbed when you need to duce right after a shower, then you should probably just buy a bidet. This is especially bad for guys. We have a freaking forest down there. There’s just no way to get clean without water. Just buy a bidet seat cover, they are less expensive than two years of TP. If you have a septic system, you’re going to save immediately by extending the time between pump visits. Most importantly, you are going to FEEL clean. J…