‘BoJack Horseman’ — Drunk submitted by /u/RealJohnGillman

Makeup comes off when Im drunk As title says. When Im drunk its like my skin eats the makeup, and I know I haven’t touched my face or wiped it off but still all of my foundation under my undereyes is gone when Im drunk. Is this normal? Why does this happen? submitted by /u/Icy-Tree-2373

LPT Do You want to become drunk without being actually drunk? Simple: Bend down, point to the ground, and spin for atleast 30 times (the more the merrier) and then you will feel mega no ultra drunk for a couple of seconds. It feels like the world is moving but your not. submitted by /u/Monkefromohio

Best and worst drunk acting? Next to convincing laughter (Steve Carrell somehow is the king of that), acting drunk seems to be incredibly difficult to pull off – even for otherwise talented actors. What are the best and worst drunk performances in movies and shows out there? To get it started: I think Rashida Jones as Ann Perkins in Parks & Rec is really horrible while I al…

Drunk Grizzly Bears Keep Getting Killed By Trains The bear population near Glacier National Park is staring down a 36 million pound problem of human creation, and it’s killing as many as eight grizzlies per year. There isn’t much in the wild that can take down a grizzly, but a stretch of rail line that goes over the Marias Pass in Montana is one of the predator’s… Read more…

Last minute generic halloween makeup I did while drunk. submitted by /u/Bitter_Nail8577

Actors you wish were in Drunk History? For me, easily Kristen Schaal, it’s honestly surprising that she wasn’t as either the storyteller or the actor. Jason Ritter was in the show, so why not her? Another one is Stephanie Beatriz. submitted by /u/Lost-Beach3122

“Drunk Pre History” Special Concept Anyone wish that if Drunk History still aired they would do an episode or special on Prehistoric Times and have actors dressed as cavemen or puppetry for early humans/dinosaurs. It would be even funnier to me since there are no written so the storyteller has to be more vague while drunk. submitted by /u/Lost-Beach3122

Drunk Woman Yelling At German Tourists To Get Out Of The Country Fundamentally Misunderstands Concept Of Tourism A seemingly drunk New Jersey woman was fined after a viral video showed her verbally berating a group of German tourists on what seems to be an NJ Transit train bound for New York City. She could be heard telling them to “get the fuck out of our country.” While I agree there are far too many European tourists in NYC… Read more…

Drunk History Vol. 5 w/ Will Ferrell, Don Cheadle & Zooey Deschanel submitted by /u/WhatIsAName88

How to drink without getting drunk? Going to a frat event tonight and I know I will be forced to drink a lot. How can I maintain my clarity while still keeping up? (Yes I know frat culture is stupid) submitted by /u/ewct

The Difference Between ‘Sleep It Off’ Drunk and ‘Call 911’ Drunk It’s creeping toward the end of the night. Your friend, previously the life of the party, is passed out on the couch. But exactly how drunk are they? Do they just need a helping shoulder to stagger off to bed, or is this the level of drunk that warrants a call to the hospital? Read more…

LPT: It is always worth taking away your drunk friend’s keys. A long time ago I once let an acquaintance drive home drunk because he was “good to drive” and “lived 5 minutes away”. I found out on the news the next day he wrapped his car around a light pole and died on impact. Since then I have never let another friend drive home drunk. Yes it has cause heated arguments. Yes I have gotten into two or three …