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Hello, It’s Me, Elijah. Who’s the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine?

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Hello, It’s Me, Elijah. Who’s the Jerk Who Drank My Cup of Wine? Originally published April 15, 2022 – – – Wow, guys, this is deeply uncool. After all these years, I finally make it to a Passover Seder, only to find you polished off the only cup of wine specifically intended for me. I mean, it had my name engraved all over it, in two different languages. Kind of hard not to take that personally, you know? I r…

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