Barça’s Flick ‘not happy’ with Dani Olmo status Hansi Flick says he is “not happy about this situation” as Barcelona scramble to try and register Dani Olmo and Pau Víctor for the second half of the season.

Barça’s Dani Olmo registration rejected in court Barcelona risk having Dani Olmo unavailable for the second half of the season after a court rejected the club’s request to extend the forward’s registration beyond Dec. 31.

‘Dani Phantom’ — Opening submitted by /u/RealJohnGillman

Transfer Talk: Man City linked with move for Dani Olmo Manchester City are exploring the possibility of getting Dani Olmo in the summer transfer window. Transfer Talk has the latest.

A Rejection Letter for Heart of Darkness, Written by Dani Hatcher—the Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter of Laura Hatcher, Senior Editor at Random House—Who Has Been Freaky Friday-ed into Laura’s Body Dear Joseph (we’re both adults, so I can call you by your first name), I regret to inform you that we cannot accept your book Heart of Darkness for publication. I loved how short it was, but I hated how dumb it was. Your story makes no sense. Marlow—is that a first name? Last name? Beyoncé situation?—spends the whole time being like, “Oh no, it …

A Rejection Letter for Heart of Darkness, Written by Dani Hatcher—the Sixteen-Year-Old Daughter of Laura Hatcher, Senior Editor at Random House—Who Has Been Freaky Friday-ed into Laura’s Body Dear Joseph (we’re both adults, so I can call you by your first name), I regret to inform you that we cannot accept your book Heart of Darkness for publication. I loved how short it was, but I hated how dumb it was. Your story makes no sense. Marlow—is that a first name? Last name? Beyoncé situation?—spends the whole time being like, “Oh no, it …

Transfer Talk: Barcelona to sign playmaker Dani Olmo once summer window opens Barcelona have nearly finalised the transfer of playmaker Dani Olmo from Leipzig once the summer window arrives. Transfer Talk has the latest.