State Dept. Plans $400 Million Purchase of Armored Tesla Cybertrucks The department plans to buy armored Tesla vehicles. Elon Musk, who is leading efforts to cut government spending, has won more than $13 billion in government contracts in the past five years.

Tesla’s Latest Update Reportedly Cripples Some Cybertrucks It’s been a terrible year for the Tesla Cybertruck and it doesn’t exactly sound like the kinks have all worked themselves out yet. The latest update reportedly bricked some Cybertrucks, leaving owners scrambling to figure out which of their other six-figure cars they’ll be forced to drive now that their rides are… Read more…

Cybertruck’s Latest Weakness Found After Pothole Causes $34,000 Damage Since its launch a year ago, Tesla’s flagship Cybertruck electric truck has been stumped by all kinds of pretty mundane obstacles. It’s so far been caught out by snow, slight inclines, water and now one Cybertruck owner reports that a pothole left them with a $34,000 repair bill. Read more…

Wraps And Stickers Are Permanently Damaging Tesla Cybertruck’s Stainless Steel Bodywork For an electric truck that’s been touted as the perfect vehicle for the apocalypse, the Tesla Cybertruck is proving to be a bit of a snowflake in the real world. Since deliveries of the electric pickup started, Tesla’s flagship has been damaged by water, slippery accelerator pedals and even an angsty YouTuber. Now,… Read more…

Tesla Cybertruck’s Range Extender Will Add Less Range Than Originally Thought, Is Delayed Until Mid-2025 The Tesla Cybertruck’s bed-mounted range extender came with a big size and an equally big price when the automaker finally released more details on it. Now after waiting over a year to know how much it’ll cost and how much range it’ll add, Tesla is changing things up for the worse. Not only will interested buyers have… Read more…

F**k Elon’ Sprayed On 34 Cybertrucks Stored In Florida If I see a message scrawled on a car, it’s usually something dumb like “clean me” or “my other car is a Porsche.” However, one budding artist in Florida has taken their vehicular vandalism up a notch by writing “Fuck Elon” on more than 30 Tesla Cybertrucks in storage. Read more…

Dozens of Tesla Cybertrucks vandalized by someone who really doesn’t like Elon Musk Screenshot: WPLG Local 10 NewsElon Musk may have just won approval for a $56 billion pay package from his adoring supporters, but someone in Fort Lauderdale is clearly not a fan of the controversial CEO. Last week, dozens of Tesla Cybertrucks were defaced with the words “Fuck Elon” in black spray paint, according to InsideEVs citing local news r…

Roughly 5 Percent Of All Cybertrucks Are For Sale Online Right Now It sure looks like a lot of people are taking delivery of their brand-new Tesla Cybertruck, realizing it is sort of ass and promptly listing it for sale. That, or they’re losers who bought them just to flip. Regardless of the reason, there are currently 232 nearly-new Cybertrucks listed for sale. Doing some rough math… Read more…

Tesla Cybertrucks Are Breaking Down More Often Than I Do We’ve reached the worst time of year when summer has truly ended and the weather is trending to the bad. Every morning is colder than the one which came before it. The leaves fall from the trees, telling us they can hold on no longer. The winter greys are on the horizon. The sun never shows its face anymore. Seasonal… Read more…