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For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk

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For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Walk Across This Crosswalk Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves. For horror. For excitement. For a spine-tingling journey straight through the heart of hell, where all it takes is one mistake, one misstep, or one unhinged motorist barreling toward the Taco Bell drive-thru to send me hurtling into the abyss, never to be seen again! Prepare yourselves for my next death-…

McSweenys 938 2023-12-15

Stop Pressing The Crosswalk Button Over And Over

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Stop Pressing The Crosswalk Button Over And Over I don’t know about you, but when I’m waiting at a crosswalk to make my way across a road, I press the button a lot. Once when I first arrive, again after nothing seems to happen for a few minutes, and then at least three more times before the lights finally change. In my mind, it helps speed up the process of waiting… Read more…

Jalopnik 212 2023-09-25