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The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Was Elected President Two Goddamn Times

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The Boy Who Cried Wolf and Was Elected President Two Goddamn Times Once, there was a deceitful, misogynistic shepherd boy. He spent his days spewing racist lies, showing off the large flock his father had handed to him, and fondling sheep. Then, one day, he took a great breath and sang out, “Wolf! Wolf! A wolf is coming!” The villagers came running up the hill to drive the wolf away. But when they arrived, they…

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