I’m a Hairy and Disaffected Accountant Competing on the Popular Mid-2000s TV Game Show Wipeout
I’m a Hairy and Disaffected Accountant Competing on the Popular Mid-2000s TV Game Show Wipeout My name: Burnt Pepperidge. My profession: winning. I stand at the starting line and survey the obstacle course like a snake surveys a nest of bird eggs. My body is the serpent. The Wipeout obstacles are my bird eggs. Prepare, obstacles. Prepare to be gobbled up by my hungry snake mouth. My voracious mouth of serpent hunger. I have come here to w…