Katy Perry Re-Edits Harrison Butker’s Controversial Commencement Speech: “Fixed This” submitted by /u/indig0sixalpha

If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Would’ve Given This Commencement Speech to Other Poor College Graduates Well, look at you. You’re all so brand spanking new, shiny, and gleaming. The world was made for the likes of you as you are now. Young. Supple. Idealistic. Yes, even the goths with their cloaks of (imaginary? performative?) sorrow, black as their black kohl-rimmed eyes. Yes, you are hopeful and just as starry-eyed and dreamy as the sunshiny one…