peanut buster brownies submitted by /u/peepee_dancer

Gut Buster Version 1.0 submitted by /u/Parashinobi

Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s Gather round, men, for tonight I shall finish my mission of vengeance against this cruel machine that mocks my attempts to understand the ways of the Almighty! My life’s goal is finally within my grasp, and soon I shall snare that SpongeBob SquarePants plush toy and spite the malignant force that prevents me from being fulfilled in life! I merel…