The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders
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The Final Presidential Debate If Both Harris and Trump Were Huge Birders MODERATOR: Welcome to our final presidential debate. Per the rules agreed upon by both candidates, President Trump is allowed to have Cyril, his African grey parrot, on his shoulder throughout the debate, but he may not receive advice or answers from him. Vice President Harris is allowed to have binoculars around her neck due to fall warbler mig…