Bernd das Brot is a German subculture masterpiece I’ve spent a fair bit of time on and off in Germany but only in the past few months turned the TV on during late night and fallen into the Bernd das Brot rabbit hole. Here’s the jist of this character from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernd_das_Brot: Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly pullman loaf, speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is…