Former Carnivore and Crumbsuckers guitarist and wife arrested for sexual assaulting a child submitted by /u/imatmydesknow

Enrique Tarrio, Ex-Proud Boys Leader, Arrested on Charges of Assault Outside Capitol Enrique Tarrio, who was pardoned for his role in the Capitol attack, had appeared with other Jan. 6 defendants outside the very building at the center of the riot that sent many of them to prison.

Beck, Cavinder luxury cars stolen; man arrested The Miami-Dade Sherriff’s Office has arrested a suspect in the burglary and theft of luxury vehicles belonging to University of Miami athletes Carson Beck and his girlfriend, Hanna Cavinder.

The original run of Arrested Development is hands down the wittiest live action comedy ever written Seriously, rewatching it for the like 10th time, I’m flabbergasted at how many new jokes I’m discovering in the show. Like shit that completely flew over my head the first… nine times? I watched the show. Every single line is so well written and they’re so efficient with the comedy – almost every single sentence is a joke, setting up a joke, or…

WR Toney arrested, allegedly strangled woman Kadarius Toney was arrested last week in Georgia on two counts, according to online records.

Woman Arrested in Connection With Super Bowl Reporter’s Death Adan Manzano, a reporter for Telemundo Kansas City, was found dead in a hotel room near New Orleans. A woman he was last seen with has been charged with stealing his credit card and phone.

How The Henry Ford Museum Found And Restored The Bus Rosa Parks Was Arrested For Riding When Rosa Parks refused to move from her bus seat to give it to a white passenger on December 1, 1955, police in Montgomery, Alabama arrested her. While she wasn’t the first person to use a bus sit-in to protest segregation — Bayard Rustin’s is the earliest one I’m aware of — Parks’ arrest was the catalyst for the… Read more…

LAPD Sergeant Arrested At Work Hours After Allegedly Killing A Pedestrian In A DUI Hit-And-Run A sergeant with the Los Angeles Police Department was arrested by his coworkers last week after showing up to work just hours after allegedly hitting and killed a pedestrian while driving under the influence. Read more…

The time Geezer Butler got arrested in a bar brawl: ‘For Punching N*zi’ submitted by /u/LA_Razr

Man Arrested For Driving Home To See His Cat, Also He Was Drunk And Speeding Who doesn’t love a little warm ball of anger and independence? Cats are fantastic pets because they don’t feel love or radiate loyalty in the way a stinky dog does. Whenever I’m out interacting with humans, there’s nothing I want to do more than run home and hang out with the cat. I don’t recommend driving home from a… Read more…

Ex-Belgium star arrested in cocaine investigation Former Belgium international Radja Nainggolan has been arrested as part of an investigation into cocaine trafficking into Europe from South America, the Brussels public prosecutor’s office said.

Ex-soccer star arrested in drug trafficking probe Former Belgium national team player and current Lokeren-Temse midfielder Radja Nainggolan has been arrested in connection with an investigation into cocaine trafficking from South America to Europe, a source told Reuters on Monday.

Season 2 of Arrested Development is perfect After many years, I’m doing another rewatch of seasons 1-3 (there’s no need to remember that the Netflix revival exists) and I’ve just finished season 2. It is so incredibly full of jokes, puns, recurring gags and callbacks to earlier episodes, even to season 1. The plots, the characters quirks and interactions, everything is just right. Many of…

Chris Ware explains how to draw strangers on the bus without getting arrested Image: Pordenone Cartoon MuseumThe celebrated cartoonist talks anxiety, process, and the final installment of his Acme Novelty Datebook series. Read the full story at The Verge.

After His Jan. 6 Case Was Dropped, a Florida Man Is Arrested on a Gun Charge

Teen arrested over online abuse of Havertz’s wife A teenager has been arrested in connection with the online abuse sent to the wife of Arsenal forward Kai Havertz, police said Tuesday.

Two Jerks With Firetruck Arrested While Impersonating Firefighters During LA Wildfires A couple of dumbass jerk losers from Oregon were arrested in California after positing as firefighters dealing with the Pacific Palisades blaze. A Los Angeles Police Department unit was patrolling an evacuation zone over the weekend when they saw a firetruck that “did not appear to be legitimate,” according to the… Read more…

Man arrested, charged with stalking Fever’s Clark A Texas man was arrested on a felony stalking charge in Indianapolis after allegedly sending threats and sexually violent messages to WNBA star Caitlin Clark via X.

Teacher Is Arrested After Making Threat That Closed Montclair Schools The police said a teacher at an elementary school who had recently been put on administrative leave was found in a “manic state” in Philadelphia and apprehended.

Track star Kerley arrested after clash with police Fred Kerley was charged with battery, resisting an officer and disorderly conduct after a confrontation with police, authorities said. His lawyer called it “a total misunderstanding” and claimed police used excessive force.