Weekly Forecast: April 1-5, 2024 – Mercury Retro, Between The Eclipses Monday afternoon, Mercury stations retrograde in Aries, and the Capricorn Moon squares the Aries Sun. Ruh-roh! Do the work, but expect nothing. If you’re able to handle that, you may be pleasantly surprised. The Moon goes on to sextile Pisces Saturn and heads into trine with Taurus Jupiter overnight. Aries ruler Mars is in Pisces

Saturn & Neptune In Pisces & All Those Tears Do you find yourself crying at the drop of a hat?  It’s Neptune in Pisces, sensitizing people, combined with Saturn in Pisces which dissolves blocks and your usual controls. It’s getting ridiculous, in my case.  If I see or hear of the slightest kindness, tears flow, almost immediately. If the transiting planets aspect planets in your

Confusing Symptoms? Having Trouble Getting Diagnosed? If you have Saturn and Neptune Mashed in your chart, chances are you’re misdiagnosed.  I realize that’s a strong statement, but I believe it at this point. I’m talking about, Saturn in Pisces, Saturn in the 12th, Neptune in Capricorn, Saturn aspecting Neptune, Neptune in the 10th or Neptune conjunct the midheaven.  The mistakes and

Your Inner Voice That Berates You Do you have an inner voice that berates you? Some may find the concept, strange. Others are familiar.  It’s that voice in your head that tells you how stupid you are! I had this problem for a very long time. … Read More…

Non-Hype – Not Lightning, Leisurely Black Friday / Cyber Monday Sale I’m having a non-lighting sale, because Mercury is squaring Neptune and no one needs extra pressure of any kind. I’m offering 15% off any reports, report packages, Guides or Workshop Transits, for the rest of November. In return, I ask … Read More…

Past Lives, Love & Hate We’ve been visiting the “past lives” topic on the site for twenty years. I always start these posts, stating, I personally have no knowledge of any past life of my own. I have been told things over the years but … Read More…

Mercury (Retrograde) Square Neptune In Pisces, Into January, 2024 – Gaslighting Mercury is now squaring Neptune in Pisces. Gaslight City, okay! Please note this square will repeat three times between now and January 9th. Here are the dates of the exact aspects: November 27, 2023 24 degrees December 27, 2023 25 … Read More…

Weekly Forecast: November 20-24, 2023 – Launching Into Sadge Season Monday morning, the Moon finishes up in Aquarius, leaving behind its squares to Scorpio Mars and Sun. It’s a rush job, this mood, away from the weekend’s ego bash. In Pisces, the Moon conjoins Saturn and heads into sextile with … Read More…

Saturn In Pisces Stations: Dates and Degrees Saturn is currently at 0 degrees Pisces. It will run all the way to 19 Pisces before turning retrograde in June of 2024. Here are the other dates you may be looking for. Jun 29, 2024 – Sat Rx @ … Read More…

The First Saturn Opposition – 14-15 Years Old – Puberty I’ve been thinking about puberty lately. I think is because there is a story in my book where I’m hitting that edge. I’m snotty and infuriated all the time. I’m fit to be tied and very interested in taking my … Read More…

Seeking Love As A Genicon Many of you realize, I’ve been obsessed with romantic interaction since I was a teenager. If you’re new around here; I started tending bar when I was fifteen years old. I’ve always been pretty observant, especially of things that interest … Read More…

Weekend Love Forecast – Counter The Imbalance Within Friday night, the stolid Capricorn Moon sextiles retro Neptune then sextiles the exact Sun-Mars conjunction in Scorpio. The mood is ballast. It bridges the gap between the ideal and the possible. A settled mood aims for best case scenario and … Read More…

Old People Won’t Tell You You’re Wrong Have you ever wished you could talk to your dead, older-than-you, relative? I often wish I could talk to my grandfather, Henry. I have so many questions! He taught us a lot when we were children but you know. PUBERTY! We … Read More…

Mars In Scorpio – Read All About It! Mars is high functioning in it’s home sign, Scorpio. People with Mars in Scorpio are stealthy and psychologically sophisticated.  You’re not likely to see them coming, unless by their design.  You wake up one day, screwed, blued, tattooed and that’s … Read More…

Buckwheat Honey – Real & Fake You’re looking at raw, buckwheat honey. I love this stuff, but if you want some you better, “bring some friends and pack a lunch”, as we used to say. It’s not that expensive but it’s very hard to get. This is … Read More…

Self-Hatred, Steered and Engineered When I launched this blog it was centered on giving advice. In fact, it was called, “ElsaElsa – The Advice Blog”. I’ve been reflecting on the changes that have unfolded over the years.  Adapting To Change Over The Last Twenty … Read More…

Twittering My Life Away Pisces is associated with addiction and escapism. Saturn in Pisces would indicate this being a good time to get control of such a thing, should you feel it’s a problem. I feel addiction is enormous problem as I outlined here: … Read More…

Weekly Forecast: November 13-17, 2023 – Expanding The New Moon Monday begins with the the Scorpio new moon conjunction, conjunct Mars and opposite Uranus. Anything can happen, but it’s also a chance to grab onto the motivation of the moment and make something happen. Mercury in Sagittarius moves in sextile … Read More…

The Right Mix For A Modern Astrology Blog Pluto in Capricorn’s transit through my 12th (Saturn too), dissolved my boundaries on a deep level. This allowed me to merge with nefarious forces. I’m on the ground now, working to leave what happens in “Vegas”, in Vegas! Basically, I … Read More…

Fighting My Computer & Astro Humanity I bought a new computer this week. I’ve been struggling to get it set up. I guess, fighting with a computer is a Mars Uranus thing. Unfortunately, Win 11 broke my astrology program, in unusual ways. It’s okay, because my … Read More…