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Please Stop Ripping My Bodices

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Please Stop Ripping My Bodices Lathaniel, thou knowest how I crave thy touch. Many a night—and morn, and afternoon!—have I lain enfolded in thine arms, as thou tendered thy lips upon my ivory throat and plundered my crevices with thy capable, veiny fingers. But there is a matter we must discuss. Lathaniel. You have to stop ripping my bodices. Yes, thou didst detect a switch t…

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Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term

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Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term When Harry Met Sally… “I came here tonight because when you realize you want to ruin the future for everybody, you want the future to start as soon as possible.” Notting Hill “Don’t forget—I’m also just an unelected tech billionaire, standing in front of a Treasury Department, asking it to give him sensitive taxpayer data.” Love Story “Filling t…

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