I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It
I’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About It Who doesn’t like good pizza? Delicious mozzarella that stretches as you pull the slice from your mouth. Sauce from the finest Roma tomatoes plucked from the storied shadows of Mount Vesuvius. Flavor-packed pepperoni cups, each like a salty little kiss from Santa Maria herself. There is simply no greater pleasure. Anyway, don’t expect that stuff ...