For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch You have been found guilty of being basic during the month of October. For your heinous act, you have been sentenced to a pumpkin patch, where you will consecutively serve one weekend a year, or possibly two or three weekends a year, in October, until you are eligible for parole. Before transport, you will dress yourself in such clothing as long...