The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh
The Three Kings Arrive, but One of Them Brings a Shaq-a-Roni Pizza Instead of Myrrh A brilliant star hangs above a stable in Bethlehem, like a giant Google Maps pin. The three kings arrive. “We have brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh, gifts befitting the King of the Jews,” declared Melchior, bowing to the Holy Family. “Actually…” said Balthazar. “Oh, no,” replied Gaspar. “You forgot the myrrh?” “Didn’t forget it,” answered B...