Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores

Famous Authors Lose Their Moms in Department Stores James Joyce: “Maaaaaam, oh, maaaaaaaaa…” Albert Camus (to a concerned Big Lots manager): “Lost maman in home goods today. Or maybe it was yesterday.” George Orwell: “Mom, The Party is holding me at checkout for thoughtcrime (throwing hangers at store security cameras).” Herman Melville (to Costco employee): “When we find her, please don’t tell m...

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