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Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target
Mantras for the Eight-Year-Old Boy Who Is About to Walk into Target Today is a precious gift. Even if I do not walk out of this Target with a single, solitary Minecraft-themed item. I am a confident and unique being who can pick up a Tech Deck mini skateboard, stare directly at the label ULTRA RARE, and feel absolutely no urge to beg or whine. I admit that I am powerless against the words “collect them all” and ...
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