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Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex
Tomorrow’s Itinerary for the Geese in My Apartment Complex 0500: Sound the alarm. 0600: Recitation of the day’s mantra in the traditional spirited honking. 0700: Singing of “O Canada” and flyover in standard formation. 0800: Announcement of the flock’s minutes. 0830: Synchronized shitting and breakfast on the east bank of the retention pond. 1000: Gather outside the dog park fence for the “Taunting of t...
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