I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian
I Am a Monster Hell Bent on Destroying Earth, but Humans Are More Concerned That I’m a Lesbian When I burst forth from Earth’s molten core into downtown Manhattan, I had one intention: to destroy every living thing on Earth. “I will turn the world into my dominion of shadows, a barren wasteland of chaos.” The humans shrugged, unfazed by my horrific threat. “Also, I’m a lesbian.” The humans screamed, their faces twisted in disgust. “Oh God...