Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars
Let’s Sell Your Basic House for More Than a Million Goddamn Dollars Folks, I’ve got three questions for you… What do you mean “how did I get in here”? I’ll ask the questions, sir. I opened the door. But I didn’t open the door to your house; I opened the door to a goddamn financial windfall. Speaking of the door, PAINT IT SUPER FUCKING BRIGHT RED. You both look shocked, so I’m gonna be a little bit flexible here:...