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I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners Hear ye, My disciples, for I speak upon you a great truth: It has come to My understanding that many of you who would love Me do not understand My true and fearsome nature. And so I say to you thusly: I, your God, the one true God, invented boners. Verily, I speak it unto you. Every great big massive hard-on to the tiniest little tinge of hornin...
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