We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck
We Are Thrilled to Announce We Have Invented Portals, but Are Saddened to Reveal They Suck We, the computer scientists and engineers of this nation, are pleased to announce that we have invented actual, real-life portals. However, we are saddened to announce that they are fucking horrible. We’ve built hundreds of variations of these things, and we promise none are cool. Rent-payment portals, student portals, health insurance portals—j...