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Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market
Features of Homes That I Would Absolutely Settle for in This Housing Market Broken boiler Combination washing machine-stove Bathroom with three sinks and no toilet Twin ghosts Banging pipes that sound like the weeping of an old Italian widow Former home of sex cult Current home of sex cult No roof No walls No floors Tile-eating termites Shag ceiling Built on quicksand Foundation is gum Landlord is snakes Infestation of ...
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