Welcome to Your Benevolent King’s Bottomless Pit
Welcome to Your Benevolent King’s Bottomless Pit Greetings! If you’re reading this semi-legible note, it means that you’ve royally ticked off King Stenkill the Merciless, and you now find yourself falling at a maximum speed of two hundred miles per hour. As the self-elected mayor and official greeter of this bottomless pit, let me be the first to say welcome to your new home. Rest assured that...