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LPT: Instead of making an obvious joke about someone’s name, ask them how rich they would be if they earned money for every time someone made that joke
LPT: Instead of making an obvious joke about someone’s name, ask them how rich they would be if they earned money for every time someone made that joke My mom's name is Rita, and suffice it to say she's heard every iteration of "Lovely Rita" courtesy of The Beatles. One time some lady at our church asked her, "If you had a dollar for every time someone sang that song to you, how rich would you be?" It was like a light went off in her head, and she said, "At least four thousand dollars!" The lad...
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